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Your Weekly WTF's in the World of Football - By Pedro -

Your Weekly WTF’s in the World of Football

– By Pedro –

Wednesday, March 28, 2018
1. Super 6 Jackpot Winner of £1 Million
2. Ronaldo the Gambler
3. Messi Thinks He Can Dance
4. Miss BumBum is Pretty BumBum with CR7
5. Mourinho’s Football Heritage
6. The One and Only…Crazy Vinnie Jones
7. Oh No…Not the TV !!

Wednesday, March 7, 2018
1. Messi on Fire with his 600th Career Goal
2. You are Under Arrest for Masturbating
3. Two Game Ban for a Goal Celebration
4. Best Nike Football Ads
5. Rene Higuita Who ??
6. Could this Game be Man City’s Secret to Their Success?
7. A Raffle you Don’t Want to Win

Wednesday, February 28, 2018
1. David Beckham’s Business Empire
2. 3-Days Off…Lets Jet Around the World
3. Neymar’s Net Worth
4. Drug Testing in Football
5. Like Father, Like Son
6. Gareth Bale the Good Samaritan
7. EPL Related Arrests

Wednesday, February 21, 2018
1. Red Card Extravaganza
2. Ballboy Get’s Punched…It’s a Dangerous Job
3. Find a Girlfriend and Get Laid
4. Valentine’s Day Gone Bad
5. Revamped Nou Camp
6. Paul Scholes Bought His Own Boots
7. AC Milan Gone Bankrupt…What ??

Wednesday, February 14, 2018
1. CR7 the Birthday Boy Turns 33
2. Neymar the Birthday Boy Turns 26
3. Too Tired to Play Because of Too Much Sex
4. The 20-Most Clinical Free-Kick Takers in Europe
5. Premier League Player of the Year
6. Horrific Tackle
7. World Cup 2018 Kits Reveal

Wednesday, January 31, 2018
1. Where Will Alexi Sanchez Live in Manchester ??
2. Speaking of Homes, Gareth Barry…Wow !!
3. Crossbar Challenge with a Twist
4. Ronaldo…Stop Texting the Babe…
5. David Beckham Has His MLS Team
6. Holy Moly What a Screamer of a Curve
7. Take That Piers Morgan

Wednesday, January 24, 2018
1. Canadian Soccer Association…You Bunch of Idiots !!
2. Sanchez Signs with Manchester United !!
3. Berahino got Punked
4. Who says Keepers Cant Score Goals ??
5. Usain Bolt on Trial
6. What is VAR ??
7. How Many Clubs Has This Dude Played For ??

Wednesday, January 17, 2018
1. Messi, What a Goal !!
2. What the Fuck !!
3. Being a Goalkeeper Ain’t Easy
4. Red Card for the Referee
5. The Watch Belongs To ??
6. Fellaini is a Player…
7. David Banda Who ??

Wednesday, January 10, 2018
1. Coutinho Sold for £142 Million
2. Most Expensive Eleven in the World
3. Meet the World’s Richest Footballer
4. The World’s Most Expensive Defender
5. Who Owns the Most Expensive Mansion ??
6. Whatever Happened to Freddy Adu ??
7. Ten Best Goalkeepers in the World

Wednesday, January 3, 2018
1. Record-Breaking Deal
2. The USA & Italy Flop on World Cup Qualification
3. Dortmund Bus Explosion
4. Totti Retires
5. Barcelona Comeback vs PSG
6. What a Goal !!
7. Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire

Wednesday, December 20, 2017
1. We are What We Eat ??
2. The Ultimate Christmas Gift Guide for 2017
3. What Cars do Top Football Managers Drive ??
4. Cannabis Grower Shirt Sponsor
5. Griezmann in Trouble
6. How Many Scouts ??
7. Highest Selling MLS Shirt

Wednesday, December 13, 2017
1. Death by Lightning
2. Stunning Doctor Says no Sex Before Games
3. What a Goal !!
4. Lukaku Boot Deal
5. Where are they now ??
6. What, He is Only 6-Years Old !!
7. First Team Debut at 14

Wednesday, December 6, 2017
1. How Much Per Instagram Post?
2. Ten Most “Liked” Instagram Football Posts
3. “Tinder” is Now Used for Signing Players
4. “WTF” Renato Sanches
5. £2 Wins £31,000 Bet
6. Not Your Normal Football Design
7. Like Father, Like Son

Wednesday, November 29, 2017
1. Show Me the Money !!
2. Like They Need Another Car
3. From Riches to Prison
4. Some Football Fans are Just Nuts
5. Eric Cantona The Legend
6. New Career for Michael Owen
7. The Penalty Spot is Not the Ball

Wednesday, November 22, 2017
1. Things We Don’t Do Anymore
2. What is Pep Guardiola’s Match Ritual?
3. Paul Pogba’s Mansion
4. Speed Kills
5. Who Threw the Pizza ??
6. Rooney You Idiot
7. You Will Never Make It – You Are Too Short

Wednesday, November 15, 2017
1. Cup Urinating
2. Top 5 Goalkeepers in the World
3. £5 – Man of the Match Gift
4. Car Theft
5. World’s Best Defenders
6. Greatest Football Game Loss Excuses
7. Pig Smuggling

Wednesday, November 8, 2017
1. Love for Golf
2. Boot Collection
3. Game Rituals
4. All About Sportsmanship
5. Career Change
6. Stolen Keys
7. Super-Fast Addition

Wednesday, November 1, 2017
1. What a Goal !!
2. Oh Neymar !!
3. Banned
4. I Need to Pee…
5. What a NutMeg
6. Comedy of Errors
7. Red Card

Wednesday, October 25, 2017
1. Football Commentary Goalgasms
2. “Sterling” Prank
3. Brush Your Teeth
4. Another Father Like Son Story
5. Get LinkedIn
6. 20 Hottest Players in the EPL
7. In Trouble with the Law

Wednesday, October 18, 2017
1. Who is the Most Influential Coach in the World ??
2. This is a Must Read for ALL Parents
3. Birthday Celebration in “Fined” Style
4. From Footballer to Drug Cartel
5. Once a Keeper, Always a Keeper (No Matter What Sport)
6. World Cup Opportunity Let Down
7. 5-Star Change Room

Wednesday, October 11, 2017
1. Social Media and Body Language Buys Players
2. Gareth Bale Banned from Playing Football
3. Another Bet Gone Bad !!
4. Agent, You’re Fired!
5. How Much Per Week ??
6. Mario Kart Gets Fined
7. It Happened to CR7

Wednesday, October 4, 2017
1. Neymar, Lukaku Who ?!
2. What ?? On Injuries ??
3. Beer Anyone ??
4. What A Goooooooooal !!
5. Bet Gone Wrong
6. RIP Football Fans…
7. From Near Death to Playing Again…

Wednesday, September 27, 2017
1. Lionel Messi Who ??
2. Who the Heck Buys Trainers Worth $18,623?
3. Just Do It – This 9-Year Old Just Did It !!
4. The Oscar Goes To ??
5. Football Without Stats is Like Steak Without Chips
6. #SocialMediaIsLife
7. While the Owner is Away, the Thieves Will Play.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017
1. Pocket Change Purchases of the Rich and Famous
2. You Look Like a Town Clown
3. Your own Personal Disney Land
4. She is on a Counter Attack. Can he Keep the Clean Sheet? Nooooo.
5. The Unknown Football Factory and an “Antonio Rant”
6. Being a Goalkeeper ain’t a Walk in the Park. Ask Kevin de Bruyne.
7. The High Cost of Winning

Wednesday, September 13, 2017
1. From Rags to Riches
2. The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far from the Tree
3. Footballers Turned Hoteliers
4. The WAG Belongs To ??
5. Liverpool Fans…Do You know your Top Scorers?
6. Hero to Zero
7. Bravo Gone Bad

Wednesday, September 6, 2017
1. Baby Making Machine
2. Pay Up Bitches
3. Punch It Like It’s Hot
4. I Can’t Find My Balls
5. No Longer the “Special One”
6. No Get Out of Jail Card
7. I am the Greatest

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