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Your Weekly WTF’s in the World of Football

– By Pedro –

She is on a Counter Attack. Can he Keep the Clean Sheet? Nooooo.

Nina Weiss was set to marry her superstar keeper, who is known in the world of football to have revolutionized the keeper position. After suffering a broken metatarsal and requiring surgery to repair the injury, one would think he would have postponed the wedding until he was healed. He may be a captain on the football field, but in his private life, Nina wears the pants and launched a left-sided counter attack saying, “you will marry me and I don’t care if you hobble down the aisle on crutches.”.

Well, the player who had gone with a “park the bus” system was on crutches and went down 1-0 as Nina’s wishes were granted. I’ve said before…happy wife means a happy life. He should have played with a different system. Parking the bus clearly didn’t work. No clean sheet for him with Nina.

Congratulations to them and all the other players who got married this off-season.

I shouldn’t say this, but fuck it; it’s my newsletter so I will. I wonder how many will soon be divorced?

Just saying…

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This story is from the Wednesday, September 20, 2017 newsletter.

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