Nina Weiss was set to marry her superstar keeper, who is known in the world of football to have revolutionized the keeper position. After suffering a broken metatarsal and requiring surgery to repair the injury, one would think he would have postponed the wedding until he was healed. He may be a captain on the football field, but in his private life, Nina wears the pants and launched a left-sided counter attack saying, “you will marry me and I don’t care if you hobble down the aisle on crutches.”.
Well, the player who had gone with a “park the bus” system was on crutches and went down 1-0 as Nina’s wishes were granted. I’ve said before…happy wife means a happy life. He should have played with a different system. Parking the bus clearly didn’t work. No clean sheet for him with Nina.
Congratulations to them and all the other players who got married this off-season.
I shouldn’t say this, but fuck it; it’s my newsletter so I will. I wonder how many will soon be divorced?
Just saying…
This story is from the Wednesday, September 20, 2017 newsletter.
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