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Your Weekly WTF’s in the World of Football

– By Pedro –

Rooney You Idiot

Normally we see Wayne Rooney on the football pitch in God-like fashion, scoring a ton of goals.

Well, not today. The Everton striker, who admitted to being almost three-times the drink-drive limit last month, is working at a garden centre as part of a 100-hour community service order he received, along with a two-year road ban.

The star is said to be desperate to convince wife Coleen he is turning his life around, after being caught with another woman while drunk in the car after a night out. My bet is Coleen comes back as money buys forgiveness.

Rooney, with all your money, why are you drinking and driving? You couldn’t hire a driver? Call Uber?

You are my idiot of the week !!

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This story is from the Wednesday, November 22, 2017 newsletter.

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